A man goes into the hairdressers.
He has only three hairs on his head.
The hairdresser says, “What would you like done?”
The man replies, “I’ll have a side parting please.”
The hairdresser tries that, but a hair falls out.
“Just make it a middle parting,” says the man.
The hairdresser tried that, too, and another hair falls out.
The hairdresser apologizes.
“It’s okay,” says the man, “just leave it a mess!”