Chocolate Bars

Young Johnny was sitting on a park bench eating chocolate bars.  A man sitting opposite watched him finish six of them off.

The man said, “Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you.”

Johnny replied, “My Grandad lived to be one hundred and five.”

“Did he eat lots of chocolate bars at once?” asked the man.

“No,” said Johnny “he minded his own bloody business.”

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