An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.
“Where did you get such a great bike?” asked the first.
The second engineer replied,
“Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, “Take what you want. ”
The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice; The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”