Things Not to Put in a Resume Cover Letter

1. “I’m really keen to work for you – I hear the drugs are good.”

2. “I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately every company I
have worked for has since closed down.”

3. “I’ll kill myself if I don’t get a job.”

4. “I know where you live.”

5. Any sentence beginning with “I was recently acquitted.”

6. “I’m really tall, so I think I’d be well suited to this job.”

7. Happy faces.

8. “By the way, I understand that you have unmarried daughters.”

9. “My turn-ons include…”

10. “I’m confident that I’ll get this job. God told me.”

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