Three Women at Lunch

Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands.  The first says, “My husband is cheating on me, I just know it.  I found a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren’t mine!”

The second says, “My husband is cheating on me, I just know it.  I found a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of holes with my sewing needle!”

The third woman fainted.

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