You Might Be A Redneck

  • On stag night, you take a real deer.
  • You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house.
  • Your back porch is bigger than your house.
  • There is more oil in your cap than in your car.
  • You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
  • A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
  • An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
  • You think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother’s tooth.
  • You watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
  • Your secret family recipe is illegal.

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