Windows loaded – System in danger
No Error – Yet
Dynamic linking error – Your mistake is now in every file
Erroneous error – Nothing is wrong
Multitasking attempted – System confused
Malicious error – Desqview found on drive
System price error – Inadequate money spent on hardware
Broken window – Watch out for glass fragments
Horrible bug encountered – God knows what has happened
Promotional literature overflow – Mailbox full
Inadequate disk space – Free at least 50MB
Memory hog error – More Ram needed. More! More! More!
Window closed – Do not look outside
Window open – Do not look inside
Unexplained error – Please tell us how this happened
Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
Window open – Do not look outside
Window closed – Do not look inside
Unexpected error – Huh ?
Keyboard locked – Try anything you can think of.
Unrecoverable error – System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
User error – Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
Operating system overwritten – Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
Illegal error – You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
Uncertainty error – Uncertainty may be inadequate.
System crash – We are unable to figure out our own code.
Timing error – Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
Error recording error codes – Additional errors will be lost.
Virus error – A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
Mouse not found – A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
Error buffer overflow – Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Time out error – Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
Insufficient Memory – Only 50,312,583 Bytes available